Breaking: Megan Rapinoe Permanently Banned From US Sports!
In an unexpected turn of events, soccer superstar Megan Rapinoe has been shockingly benched by the US national team, following what has been dubbed by officials as an “unforgivable” behavior. The unnamed act so grave, it could very well trigger Rapinoe’s early retirement. The rest of the world, however, is left scratching their heads and stifling laughter as the melodrama …