Tag: BUD LIGHT

Breaking: “I Won’t Go Woke”: Oliver Anthony Turns Down $10 Million Bud Light Endorsement

In a move that left industry insiders, financial analysts, and beer enthusiasts scratching their heads, legendary musician and self-proclaimed nonconformist, Oliver Anthony, has emphatically turned down a whopping $10 million endorsement deal from Bud Light. His reason? The famously straight-talking artist proclaimed, “I won’t go woke.” Anthony’s decision, announced during an impromptu press conference in the back room of his …

Breaking: Kid Rock Calls Bud Light “Crap Beer,” Files $100 Million Lawsuit

In a surprising legal maneuver that has captured headlines across the nation, iconic rocker Kid Rock has filed a lawsuit against beer giant Bud Light, seeking a whopping $100 million in damages. The lawsuit, which alleges defamation and breach of contract, represents the latest chapter in Kid Rock’s ongoing battle against what he perceives as “woke crap” infiltrating every aspect …

Breaking: Gordon Ramsay Ejected Dylan Mulvaney From His Restaurant For Being “Woke.” Policy is Policy, Folks!

In what could be described as a culinary clash of the titans, celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay reportedly showed TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney the door from his Michelin-starred restaurant, uttering the now-famous words, “No Bud Light here!” The incident unfolded on an evening that promised tranquility, but in the world of celebrity encounters, peace is often a fleeting guest. Dylan Mulvaney, …